Sunday, November 04, 2007

Hhhhhhhheeeeelllllppppppp

Come on guys and girls...

I'm bored.... I need some of you, happy, shiny people to entertain me...

If can't be that hard, there are about 6 billion people out there, so someone must be able to think of something!!!!



(and oh yeah I have rediscovered the art of laziness by using my mobile to blog from my bed!!!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

My flat

I haven't blogged in a while... as usual..............

But I thought I'd give a quick update of what's happening to lil' ol' me...

I've bought a flat. Actually to be accurate I've bought half a flat under shared ownership scheme (where I buy a portion and pay rent on the portion I do not own)

Of the half I do own, 90% of that is mortgaged with the bank....... So in reality I actually own only 10% of the flat (and if include the money I've borrowed of my mum and sis.... well I own about -10% of my flat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Oh well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I moved in on the 22 June and so far I have bought no furniture - and the furniture I have I have scrounged of friends - hey I own less than 0% of a flat... I can't go out and splash money on luxuries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(This was meant to be a positive update but in reflection............. ah well... c'est la vie)

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

I've been a little busy!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiya fan club.......

I haven't blogged for a while (I won't apologise as clearly I was doing important stuff).........in summary



I've bought (and moved into) a flat under a shared ownership/equity scheme.......


I've been to Bratislava and Dusseldorf.........


I've read three books (Freakonomics, As Used on the Famous Nelson Mandela and Tescopoly) which I want to write about


I've bought a new phone....


I've worked my butt off at work...





It probably doesn't sound like much... but believe me its been enough...........

Saturday, May 12, 2007

The invisible blogger

God, I haven't blogged in ages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've just been too lazy/busy, recently and its been toooooooooo much of an effort to turn on my pc!

That coupled with the fact that there isn't anything exciting to report in my life and the fact that I'm toooooo slow to write about current affairs makes this kinda boooorrrriiingggg!!!!!!!!!!!

I won't bore you with what's been happening since the last time I blogged (mainly cos my brain is toooo mushy to remember what's been going on).

However, the latest in my life is that I'm going to Germany on Sunday for work jolly (officially called teambuilding - but we know very little work will get done!).

I'm going to Bratislava next weekend!

I'm in the middle of buying a flat (nor about this in a later post).

Well I hope you have been suitably bored! More next time!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Mothers day....

Its mothers day today, and I'm ashamed to say that I feel like I've been a bad son!!!



This is not a post about me forgetting its mothers day and not getting my mum a gift.



Its more about me taking my mum for granted and not paying her any attention. I do constantlt tell me mum I love her, but I don't feel like I follow this up in actions. I don't keep her company when she's alone. I'm always late when I know she's relying on me.... and worst of all I think I put others before her.



I always say to myself I'm going to be better... let see if I change...



I LOVE MY MUM!!!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Its that time of year again....

....when people start to ponder over their useless lives, regret the things they've done and make futile resolutions which will last all of one week....

People up and down the country will be looking at their bank balances, relationships and waist (or lack of the first two and an excess of the third).

People will be sitting back and making resolutions in a attempt to become better...

So, hey, why should I be left out!!! I thought I'd throw my hat into the ring!

So here's my attempt at making a futile gesture.... (in no particular order)...

1. Become a better muslim - both in terms of practising what I know and learning more.

2. Look after my health - do more exercise (gym, badminton, football, kickboxing and squash).

3. Save more (become a tight @rse scrooge - some people already say I am one).

4. Do more for myself (go out more, see more friends).

5. Look out for number one (say no more to people and yes to me).

These are fairly general, but they are more a statement of the peron I want to be.

Lets meet in a year's time to check the progress.

Sunday, December 31, 2006

The New Look

The host of this blog has updated the functionality so I've decided to redecorate.



Over the next few weeks I'll be trying out some new looks, so let me know what you guys think!



(I have noticed that for some reason the paragraph spacing doesn't work so it each post appears as one block of text - I know I could just edit the html to make it look right but I'm too lazy and stupid to do that!!!



So until that side of things gets sorted I'll try and keep my posts short sweet.



UPDATE



On reading back, I've noticed that I've written loads of absolute pointless drivel. I thought about removing the worst posts, or the embarassing ones - but that would mean deleting the entire blog - instead I'll just remove some at random (they may reappear in the future)!



UPDATE 2

Ok, I've figured out how to sort the paragraph spacing out so that reading the blog doesn't give me a headache - but cos I'm lazy its gonna take me a while to update all the posts (and knowing my luck google will sort it out just as soon as I've finished).



Also to make the site look less cluttered I'm gonna only show the most recent entries (instead of all) - but, I'm also adding categories (including one titled favorites so you can enjoy my glory).

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Crimbo

Hi Guys........

I haven't been able to blog from work.... cos they actually expected me to WORK...

But finally, I have brought my PC down to London and I can start blogging away at leisure... The cheek of some people is beyond measure!!!

But anyway, this is my Christmas present to the world.... enjoy!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

How accurate is google????

I got this in an e-mail a few months back and only got round to checking it out recently....

No wonder so many people say google's search engine can find anything for
you

1- Go to Google (http://www.google.com/ <http://www.google.com/> )

2- Type in the word "Failure"

3- Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

4- Giggle..don't laugh out loud!!!!

5- Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I'm back

Yes that's right... the prodigal son has returned... the one and only is back in town.... The prayers of all my loyal blogfans have been answered.... The slickster is back in action... i've come out of retirement to entertain those whose lives are blighted by boredom, to inform the uniformed, to dazzle the stars, to rescue those poor souls crying out for hope... (ok maybe i'm getting carried away... ) Whether this comeback will see me rise like a phoenix from the flames or crash and burn like a boxer making a comeback having eaten one kebab too many... let me know if i've still got the magic... or whether i stink like a rabid dogs backside!!!!!! Sit tight. Continue plundering and pillaging. I am annoyed I have had no reports of your plunderous exploits.